Overhead at Smoking Pavilion by Glad

I can make a concoction of salads that will heal any ailment you might have. 

Outside Jensen on a Monday Morning

I used to have these cartilage piercings up here that hadn’t quite healed, and I took them out to enjoy his ear kissing. 

omg, breathe! you’re just like one of those babies who cries and doesn’t breathe

in the sunderland first floor common room

I wasn’t ready, i have to clench it first. 

guys working on the sunderland first floor ceiling

wait…can you recycle ceiling tiles

While waiting for Pizza at Glad

I just want cheese pizza and a boy to fuck

*Scoffs* I never get missed connections! uugh!!!

At the Schaefer phone spot

Well yeah, he’s a nice enough guy, but he has “creeper eyes!” Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

overheard at glad:

“penises just don’t belong in mouths.”

overheard at cowpie:

“I will trade my cookie for anyone’s soup!”