After the drag show
I’m just really confused about my sexuality now! I am attracted to dudes dressed as girls, and girls dressed as dudes.
The reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflections are blocking our path
Overheard outside of Witherspoon
I don’t know if it’s that easy to start a cult.
Dinner at Cowpie
Him, walking past my table: You gonna eat your burrito?
Me: Yep.
*awkward silence*
Him: Good! I wouldn’t expect anything less!
Late night in Sunderland
“I wish that Cheese and Peanut butter tasted good together.”
“Well have you tried it?”
“I mean, I don’t think it would”
“We should test it out some time to see for sure!”
old man looking at ride board
“Will share gas money and massages?! ****** better watch out who she gets rides with.. and gives massages to.. in cars.”
Paper Found in Mac Lab
“Now, I’m not really one for status symbols. I went to public school. I have all my original teeth and face parts. Left to my own devices, I dress like I’m here to service your aquarium.”
While freshman was Skyping his Mom…
I fucking know Bach is dead!
Regarding a Sam Scoville course:
“I thought I was signing up for a class on 19th century authors, but it’s actually a bunch of freshman and sophomore philosophy majors circle-jerking about chugging beer through their ass, and how the environment is staging its own uprising against humankind. And the thing is, the professor seems to love it… Also, I’m pretty sure someone was doing yoga on the floor the other day during class. And nobody fucking cared.”
